Recount
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Studying During the Picnic
It comes of age to study just indoor room. Going outside
and finding the new experiences is one of the best method to understand more
what we have studied before. Like we had done on May 14, 2015. My friends and I
went to Mendut
Temple to do an assignment from our lecturer. We would interview some tourist
there to improve and practice our English. We were very exited to go there especially because the
ticket is very cheap. Clean place and neat structuring were impressed us. The
temple is also beautiful. Looking some tourists, we came close to get an
interview with them. But one of my friend got a warning from a tourist. That
tourist said to her that it was unpolite for us to start a conversation by ask
“May I have your time?”. She said that time was her watch and it can not be
ours. We enjoyed the conversation. Everything was in line. Finished hunting
tourist, we went back home at 2 pm. We were very happy to apply our English
with the native speakers by ourselves. It was interesting activity I will never
forget.
Descriptive Text
My Little Family
Everyone in this world must be has their own family.
Family is our first world. Family is a side that always exists for us whatever
our conditions are. They are my fat father, my beautiful mother, and my little
sister. They are the color of my life. Sometimes they make me cry but more
often make me smile and laugh. When my world is falling apart, my family
especially my sister is there for me. Even she does not do anything, just by
looking at her I will be allright. She is twelve years old. She has many
friends because she is a cheerful girl. I love my family so much. My father
with his big stomach is a humorist man. He always make a joke until I can not
take a breath bacause of my own laugh. And my mother is a place where I can
effuse all of my problems. Although she always make me fed up by telling all about
that to my father. But my father’s
advice is often more exact than mother’s. Well, it is an advisability for us to
love our family. Because without them I do not know how dark my world is.
Procedure Text
How to Throw Out the Naughty Pimples Naturally
Pimples are something that can less our confident. The
bad life-style is one of the factor the pimples come. Over using cosmetics is
also dangerous especially for those people with the sensitive skin. To throw
the pimples out, you must have an enough sleep. Enough sleep is around 8 hours
of your time for sleeping in a day. Enough water for our body is also needed to
avoid the skin from dehydration. You can use a lime as the cure. Because lime
has many vitamins especially vitamin C that can coolling down your face. Using
the natural power like this is much better than others. Because natural
treatment will never bring a risk. Use the lime as a facial. All the things you
will need to make the facial are a lime, a knife, and a little cup. First,
clean your face from the dusts and the sweats. Then, cut the lime in two
pieces. Third, press the lime into a little cup. After that, spread the lime to
your face especially in the pimples area. Next, be quiet just for around 20
minutes to make the mask work maximally. Finnaly, wash your face with the warm
water and clean it with the towel. Do it routine and see
the result. Good luck.
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All
About Mangosteen
Who
does not know this queen of fruits? People love this fruit because it contains
of much vitamins and also other substances beneficially for our health.
Vitamins A, B1 & B2, iron, niacins, proteins, and calciums are the contains
of this fruit. The skin of mangosteen has many xanthones as the highest
antioxydan in the world which can use as for anti-aging. Xanthone also can
neutralize free radical, so our bodies will become cleaner and healthier than
before. Mangosteen can treat and preventing our body from
cancer. And also other diseases such as high blood, diabetes, and stroke.
People believe that this fruit came from Southest Asia, especially they grow
fertile in Indonesia’s land. Magosteen can grow up until 7-25 meters. The color
of mangosteen when it has been ripe is purpelish red with crested leaves on the
top. There is another kind of mangosteen. It is called the yellow mangosteen.
The yellow
mangosteens are much easier trees to grow and bring to
fruiting than the purple mangosteen. There are several species of yellow
mangosteen, including the mundu, the kochin goroka,
and the asam gelugur. Mangosteens easy to be processed to become food or
kinds of drinks. It can be made sponge cakes, milk shake, and juice. Be eaten
without any processed is also delicious and fresh.
News Item
Sythetic
Eggs
Apparently after
emergence of plastic rice, meat mixture, and fake costemics, there is a new
dangerous product. That is eggs synthetic. Rocketing of the daily necessary
cost is one of the reason people make this. It will more economically for them
by using cheap or dangerous materials to make the eggs sythetic. But that will
make the consumers in big disease. The eggs synthetic made of various materials
such as gelatin, unknown product, benzoic acid, coagulating material, and until
alums. All of that materials are carcinogenic. If all of that materials are
consumed in a long term, will cause a cancer and also dementia. People who have
dementia can not thinking well, so they can not doing activity perfectly.
Sooner or later they will loss their ability to finishing problems and slowly
they can not control their emotional. Not hard to tell which are original and
fake eggs. We can just see that by our own eyes without any study. First, there
is no air space in the synthetic eggs. In the right side of the synthetic eggs,
it is shaped full round. There is a strange separator membrane between the yolk
and white eggs. Finally, we must keep alert and thorough to choose what we will
eat.
Narrative Text
Bebee and Butty:
The Friendship
Many years ago,
in a deep jungle there lived many animals happily. But there was two family can
not be pillar each other. Because they had same food. Yup, that was nectars.
They always fought to recognize their nectars garden. Tired of fighting, they
made an idea for the division of nectars area. Myoboku montain would be bee’s
area and Ryuchidou jungle was oened by Butterfly family. Nevertheless, it was
still happened a little fight between them. And cold war was still exist. Until
one day, there was a littlr bee lost in Ryuchidou jungle. Her name was Bebee.
Much hours she was looking for the way to get home but it wasted time. But a
little kind butterfly came and showed her the way to get home. After that day,
they became chummier and chummier. They always supported each other when one of
them got sad. They often spent time together without thinking who they are.
They helped each other. First, their family prohibited them to be friend. But
after they showed that they were kind and love peace, Bubu’s and Bebee’s family
even became chummier and chummier as chummy as Spongebob and Pattieck. Finally,
the harmony of them made all Bee and Butterfly family live in a peacefull.
Spoof
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How
to find your wife fast
One day in a big mall, there was a
man looking for someoneconfusely. It has been 25 minutes he walked around and
is dizzy because he had not got who he wanted. After that, the security came in
front of him and asked.
The
security asked, “Is there anything I can do for you, sir?”.
The
man answered, “ I;m looking for my wife. She was here beside me but suddenly
we’ve got separate in the throng.”.
The
security offered a help, “Should we notice the informan to make an
announcement?”.
The
man said to him that it did not need. The man just ordered the security to put
a beautiful woman beside him.
The
security was getting confused. He asked back, “Beautiful woman? Excuse me, sir.
But what for?”.
With
a little serious gace, the man explained that every times he was talking with a
beautiful woman, his wife must be appear right in front of him by herself.
Analiytical Expositorys
Is
smoking useful for health?
Smoking
is an activity which smoke a cigerette. A cigarette contains much danger
suvbtances that can create a death. In a cigarette, there is much substances
such as nicotins, tar, insecticide, polycyclic, carsinogenic, cadmium, ammonia,
stearic acid, arsenic, methanol, and carbon monoxide gas. Nicotin as the cause
of the coronary heart disease is a substance that will make the consumers in
addictions. And as you know, Ammonia is a material to make a toilet cleaner.
All of those danger materials are very unrecommended to be consumed. And hard
to breathe is caused our body too much inhale those smoke, the exactly is cause
of the carbon monoxide gas. Those smoke which is absorbed for 2-5 seconds may
bring 80-90 % chemicals into our body. More and more smokes are inhaled, the
higher the level of danger. It will be okay, if just the smokers inhale that.
But the problem is caused of them who do smoking in public place. Because the
negative effect will come to them too who do not smoke but they are absorbed
the smokes. It will very damage other comfortable people, right? Smoker people
must obey the rule that they must doing smoking in a smoking area. So, another
people who do not smoke will never be distrubed with the smokes.
Hortatory
Expositorys
Should
We Make the First Ramadhan Day Off??
Ramadhan,
who does not know this full blessing month? As a majority muslim country,
Indonesian people are very exited to welcome this month. There will be people
sell snacks called ta’jil. Kurma seller will line up in the market or in the
side of the road. And fireworks are going to be sold in everyway to celebrate
this month. And usually education activity such as Junior High School, Senior
High School, and many universities, will be closed. However actually it does
not really need. But you need to know, we will loss many knowledga and many
benefically knowledges and chance understanding the topic of the lesson. I know
the first Ramadhan maybee an adaptation day to first fasting in this month. But
we are not children anymore. We did fasting few years before. We are use to do
that. And also we have to know that people in this country are not just muslim
but also other religion. A part of people say that the first Ramadhan is
special, so we have to have an off day. But the fact, every Ramadhan is a
special moment. They said they would use the first Ramadahn just for gathering
with their family. But we still have much time for gathered with our family. We
can make a promise with them in other Ramadhan day. We can more prepare it and
also invite all of the family. So, the time will not be wasted because all
family will exactly come and join that gathering. Maybe nit will more intens.
Change of education will never come twice. It can be happended we will get
something like special knowledge form our teachers or lecturers by that day. We
also will not loss the lesson. Fasting is our worship. We must show that we are
strong and we can do that. Fasting do not make us to be lazy. So, should the
first Ramadhan be off?
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JOMBLO
AND JONES
Jomblo
is a word to descript someone who have not been in a love relationship yet. For
them who have not found their love yet in long time will be called Jones by Indonesian people. Jones is the
abbreviation of Jomblo and Ngenes. Why do they call so? Because the
meaning of jomblo is a single status
and ngenes means a bad condition in
which a person is suffering. They are called so because they too much bewail
their single status. Many factors can cause someone are Jones. First, the commonly thing make the increasing of Jones population is their high prestige.
They do not have any courage to express their love feeling to the person their
love. It will make them just wait and wait that person to show their feeling
first to them. It is allright if the person will exavtly say love fast to them.
But how it would be if that person would not do so? It is a hang feeling
endless. As a result, Jones will be
keep Jones. Then, the second factor
make them still alone is their ex. Actually, they can not forget all of sweet
memories with their past. It fails them to move on and keep wishing to be back
again with their ex. And it inhibits them to get their life. After those, there
are still many other causes too such as the less of self-confidentally, the
less of beautiful face, and the fear feeling of a brokenheart. Finally, the
most important thing is that Jones
will be keep Jones if they do not
open their heart.
Exemplum
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The Risk of Being Litigious Person
At One Night, Boyi went to his grandmother's house. He wanted to visit his
grandmother who suddenly collapsed after the fall of the bathroom. His
grandmother's house rather far from his home. Moreover, there was no public
transportation to get to her grandmother's house. So he could only walk. Boyi
just brought a box of drugs and his new mobile phone. Boyi very fond of his new
smartphone. He always photographed every place he goes. The journey to get
there, the atmosphere was very quiet due to the time pointed at seven o'clock.
Boyi felt there is something always following behind. But when he looked, there
was no anyone. Suddenly, there were two strange people use cloth to cover their
faces come off Boyi. Boyi was very scared because it turns out they were robbers.
A Robber was pointing a machete to him. Boyi said that he did not have
anything. But the robbers had already known that Boyi has a luxurious
smartphone. Boyi still wanted to live. And finally he handed his new
smartphone. Boyi ran away from the robber earlier. He did not want to show off
a smartphone anymore.
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Single
Person
Everybody
understands that status is very important for every people in this world. There
are two kinds of love status we know. First is in a love relationship. In a
love relationship means that someone have their own love partner. The second is
single status. Single person is those who do not have their love couple.
People
assume that single person more free to appertain with whoever they want. They
are not bounding by anyone. They can
talk to everyone without fear about the jalous of their couple. They
also far from the stress because they do not have high emotional about love. They
will never get brokenheart because of the dissent between them and their love. They
will more focus to their study too. Single person will also more economical in
costs because they do not need to buy everything twice.
On
the other hand, a part of people consider that single status is very annoying.
Because there is nobody care about their life. Nobody will remember them to get
breakfast. There will be lonely mention in the twitter account. Their morning
will be quiet because nobody woll say “good morning” to them. They will feel
attentionless. Their alone makes them just can imaginate and imaginate without
see and look the real world. And the sickening thing is when the saturday night
comes, they just can see the intimacy of the people who are dating. While they
just stay at home with the mouse in the right hand and stalking their ex.
Nevertheless,
single or taken is a choice. Noone can pull others to have a dating or not.
Dating or single depend on how they walk on their choice.
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“
I’m embarrassed!! ”
On
one afternoon, let's call him Bodong, he lived in a very simple house. He lived
alone in a metropolitan city. He was a child overseas. His family was away from
him. Bodong was very wasteful person. He worked just dissipate. Just imagine,
today she bought two bowls of meatballs. Though he was a jones. However it was his last money in this month. After buying
meatballs he ate fried chickens he bought this morning. After that he fell
asleep after giving the two bowls of meatballs to Parjo, his neighbor. Bodong
forgot to lock the door off until the evening has arrived. Bodong’s house was
robbed. The robber was very fierce. He knew it. Then Bodong was hiding.
The robbers knew that the owner of
the house, Bodong, was hiding.
The robber asked, "why are you hiding
and do not save your treasures will I stole?"
Bodong replied, "I'm
embarrassed!!"
Robber asked, "How come??".
Bodong explained that he was very
embarrassed because he did not have nothing to be stolen.
Suddenly, The robber cried and
patted his forehead. ( I know that feel bro :D )
